Mel's mind....

Guitar hero party !!

2008-06-21T14:16:00.000-04:00

2008-06-21T14:10:00.001-04:00

me and Alex ny nephew
me and my military casq !!!

GUITAR HERO !!

2008-06-04T14:48:00.001-04:00

NEWS ON MY BLOG °°°°°°°°°

I work in the old Quebec in a restaurant....
Tell me what's new about YOU !!

My in my young times....

2008-03-20T12:09:00.005-04:00

It's me a long time ago...The pictures at the beach have been taken at Montreal, I was 10 or 11

The one with the swimsuit, In Quebec, I was kind of 3 or 4....

The other on, I was 6, It was christmas at my grand parents house...

LOLLLLL

Je serai un jour capable de.....

2008-03-16T11:37:00.001-04:00

Tu sais que t'es une infirmière quand...

1. T'as la vessie de la grosseur d'un tank ou d'un Winnebago

2. Tu sais quand c'est la pleine lune sans meme sortir dehors

3. Tu lance "Belles Veines" a un parfait inconnu sur la rue

4. Tu crois que "Stupides" et "Épais" devrait etre des diagnostiques

5. Tu crois que la caféine devrait se présenter sous forme de soluté

6. Tu accroche ton stétoscope à la place du petit-sapin-qui-pue sur le miroir de leur voiture

7. Tu arroses lta dinde de Noel avec une seringue de 60 CC

8.-Tu penses que tout saignement s’arrête… un jour.

9-Tu crois que le gouvernement devrait donner un permis de reproduction.

10 -Tu espères que celui qui dit « C’est donc ben tranquille aujourd’hui » va se faire foudroyer sur le champ.

11-Tu as déjà eu à quitter la chambre d’un patient en vitesse pour une irrésistible envie de rire.

12-Tu n’appellerais jamais ta fille Méléna, ou rien qui peut ressembler à ça.

13-Tu appelles l’emphysème sous-cutané Rice Krispies.

14-Tu penses que ce n’est pas tout les patients qui sont fatiguant… Il y en a qui sont inconscient.

15-Quand quelqu’un te demande un crayon et que tu peux lui sortir un choix de 12 de tes poches.

16-Tu avises tes proches que si jamais tu as à prendre tes pilules écrasés avec de la compote un jour de te mettre en soins de confort.

17-Tu peux prédire la température mieux que Météomédia avec le comportement de tes patients.

18- - ... quand tu écris "avec" c avec la p'tite barre au-dessus

19- ... quand tu connais plus de 3 qualificatifs pour la douleur

20- ... quand tu es capable de lire l'écriture d'un médecin

THE Snowstorm

2008-03-10T18:30:00.003-04:00

Hi everyone !

Here a video about the snowstorm we got last Saturday in Qc.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0DxKO8mWiM

Enjoy !!!

Pictures are coming soon !

HOW QC'S DOING ???

2008-02-13T10:07:00.003-05:00

Hi my friends....

I missed you...
Sorry if I dont post often. My school is really hard and I don't really have the time for coming on my blog.

I have to talk to you about the massive quantity of snow that falls on us this winter. I've, in all my life, never seen this much of snow on the land....350 centimeters have felt since november and most of the time, the last snow falls on march in the middle, sometimes in the end......Today, It's the 9 th snowstorm of the winter. Snowstorms are not relax....Wind, snow, and we dont even see our noses....Cars and buses rools dangerousely and tires get hard, then no grip on the streets....You've never seen snow like this...Big trucks don't even know where to put snow because all the places where we put the snow are full...There is 12 big depot on the city...REALLY GIANTS places...But they want to open a 13 th because its always falling more and more snow. WHAT WILL WE DO ?
All the past years, people were complaining ''Ah, we have an other unsnowed winter, it's so sad !!''
Then this year, they are served...We don't even see the front of the houses...There I have so pictures of our wonderful snow country...Never forget that we are born in this white ''shit'' ;)

Snow on Qc
Snow on Qc
This picture on the top is Levis, the place where I live, and where Evan have lived for the whole past year....Just down, you have St-Lawrence river...Which is not a river but a ''fleuve'' Europeans calls it a river because it's really large (15 minuts to go on side to the other in ferry boat)
Here in the top is Olympic stade where olympics games were some years ago. It's in Montreal and we really hate this fuckin building, because we paid it with our taxes and it's all scrap and finished..We don't use it exepted for ugly expositions or monster trucks races...LOL !!

THE FUCKIN (?%"$(%"$?("& PRINCE OF THE DARKNESSSSSSSSSSS !!!

2008-01-15T09:08:00.000-05:00

FUCKIN AMAZING, MAD, CRAZY WHATEVER YOU WANT OZZY IS, WITHOUT ANY DOUBT ZE KING OF ZE KINGS !!!

My friends !! I have to describe you my FUCKIN EVENING

First of all, we arrive on the coliseum...

We were soon, so we had a good parking place....

We enter in and there was an inspection. I let my cellphone in the car because I don't want them to take it because it's a photo cellphone...But later, I saw that a lot of persons has it in the show !! Too bad...

The lights turns off...The firts part, ''In this moment''....Pretty weak...Dark Metal band with a girl signer with a bleu dance dress...Rock, but not what we are here for :P

After, ROB ZOMBIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE !!!

Have you ever seen a show...?? NO ???

I SAW ROB ZOMBIE, AND I CAN DIE IN PEACE !!!

WHAT A BEAST ON A STAGE THIS MAN !!

He sang DRAGULLAAA !!!! just for me and J-N !!

We were waiting for this song and he made it in encore...WHAT A MAN !

AND finnaly...Lights turns on....Technicians come back..Changing the stage setup, a giant white curtain fall, and a backgroung beat comes...After 10 minuts, a Video of stupidy with Ozzy and then, you see, the lights turns off....

WE EAR THE BEAT

WE FEEL THE VIBRATION

AND POOF

OZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!

OMG

OMFG

He is just in front of me, Ze PRINCE of the darkness...He start with a great song, I don't wanna stop..He made Crazy train, Mr Crowley, Paranoid by Black Sabbath and Euh....MAMA IM COMING HOME !! my favorite for the encore !!

ABSOLUTELY PERFECT !!

During the show he had a kind of tube that throws shaving cream or stuff like fake snow flakes to the fan in front...They were so fuckin immerged in that shit...

A boy with a camera was walking in the place and taking plans of the GIRLS in the place and some were showing their boobs.. BUT SO MUCH...LET'S GO the boobs out of the shirt and the boys taking them and licking them LIVE IN THE FRONT because those images were projected on 3 big screens in the front of the place. A particular girl had WHAT THE PAIR and she was in bikini so SHE WAS SHOWING ALL THE STUFF YOU SEE ???

A ma sitting right beside J0N had to pass in front of us often because he was going buy beer oftes (between each part of the show) and at a certain moment, I said ''Hey you pass often, I will impose a tax''

He started laughing and when he passed the third time, he gave me a beer for tax :P:P:P In this place, beers are so expensive..Like 6- 7 $ (4-5 euros)

Today: My arm hurts as hell, My neck too...My ears are making a silly noise and I listen to ozzy all the time

THANKS MY PRINCE !!!

Hi news of me !

2008-01-14T14:18:00.000-05:00

Hi m friends !!

YYToday is the day !!YY

I have my tickets for ozzy and it's tonight the night !!

I can't wait !!!

The prince of the darkness is coming for us, quebecers !!

The show is made by Ozzy and Rob zombie !!

T's gonna be absolutely amazing !!

MAMA IM COMING HOME !!!
DREAMER !!YY
CRAZY TRAIN !!
Mr CROWLEY !!
I DONT WANNA STOP OOO
LAY YOUR WORLD ON ME
BLACK RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN !!!!!!

OFFICIAL TOUR MY FRIENDS !!

(8) IVE SEEN YOUR FACE A HUNDRED TIME !!...(8)

(8) I DONT CARE ABOUT THE SUNSHINE YET CAUSE MAMA, AMMA IM COMING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEE !!! (8)

BASS, DRUMS, GUITS, AND TO CONCLUDE YYOZZZZZZYYYYYYYY !!!YY

WOAH !

CAN'T WAIT MY FRIENDS !!

GIVE NEWS OF THIS TOMMOROW !!

Hockey team part 2 !!!

2008-01-12T11:17:00.000-05:00

Im am the great Cornholio !

Here I put some of the better calls of Cornholio !!

-My bunghole will eat now

-You must prepare a bifteck for the almighty bunghole

- You need, the spatula !!!

-Im from lake titicaca, nicaragua

-TIENES SUS PAPELES ??

-agua for my bunghole

-I TAKE THIS LAND FOR MY BUNGHOLE

-every man will have TP

-Where I come from there was no TP....

Me and Jean-Nicolas (Fred's Brother !!!)
Me and Fred !! ?&#$!*#$% WHAT A GAME !!
TADAM!!!!! MEL IS THERE !!!
She dont seems to be really sure !

Oh my friends....That was cool....

IS THIS NICARAGUA ??

Hockey Game !!

2008-01-11T17:17:00.000-05:00

Friends, there is my FANTASTIC HOCKEY TEAM !!!
I have to tell you.
Our name was ''the boutchs'' and boutch, is a quebec word for ''a girl that has masculine attitude.''
And this is our team..

Me, in the top with my wonderful haircut...(Boutchu)

Maude with the pink hat (Boutchi) she is born the same date than I !!!

Fred, my old friend, with a wonderful smile, like all the time....

Maude and Fred are old friends of mine. We know since 1998. What a long time friendship between all of us....They are my good friends and I hope they'll be for a long time...Ill shoot you the picture of all our game...With J-N, Alain, Matthew (a
kid that came on the game and said ''can I play with you. He is 9 years old, so cuuuuute) He wears ''colorado's avalance'' shirt..He rock's !!! This game was so cool but dangerous because it was a lot of ice and its dangerous to fall on you ass !!! Not really interesting !!....

Oh MY GODDDD !!!

Nevermind about the symbol on the hat...;) Fred and her eternal smile !! You, my sunshine !!
Let's go team !!!

Beavis my hero

2008-01-11T16:34:00.000-05:00

You have here Beavis (the blond) and Butt Head (the brown)..J-N (a friend) introduced this characters to me...Really funny, I can't stop imitating Cornholio. You will even have pictures of me doing it...Watch the following video, it is so funny !!!

quizzz.....

2008-01-06T17:15:00.000-05:00

Si j'étais une fleur : poinsetilla (yen a partout a noel, jaurais plus de cadeaux)
*Si j'étais une couleur : Vert
*Si j'étais un fruit : Carambole, je serais une star (douteux Mel…)
*Si j'étais une saison : Printemps
*Si j'étais un animal : Serpent
*Si j'étais un phénomène naturel : Le feu
*Si j'étais un acteur : Hugh Laurie
*Si j'étais une actrice : Romy schneider
*Si j'étais un sport : le plongeon
*Si j'étais un chiffre : 36
*Si j'étais un pays : République Tchèque
*Si j'étais une boisson : Du Lait
*Si j'étais un mot : Boo
*Si j'étais un instrument de musique: Saxophone
*Si j'étais un insecte: Libellule
*Si j'étais un paysage : Un Fjord en Norvège
*Si j'étais une ville : Prague
*Si j'étais un oiseau : Une corneille
*Si j'étais un saladier: Je ferais de la salade
*Si j'étais un arbre : Un chêne
*Si j'étais une chanson : Krystof
*Si j'étais un objet : Un vieux Lampadaire
*Si j'étais un personnage historique : Princesse Sissi
*Si j'étais un plat : Des zucchinis au curry et poulet
*Si j'étais une maladie : Le gigantisme
*Si j'étais une marque de vêtements : D-Tox
*Si j’étais une glace : Une tutto Gelato noisettes
*Si j' étais un look : Grano
*Si j'étais un endroit du corps : Une main
*Si j'étais un film : Un vol au dessus d’un nid de coucous
*Si j'étais une danse : Le Flamenco
*Si j'étais une langue : le tchèque
*Si j'étais une invention : Le ski-doo
*Si j'étais des chaussures : Des converse rouges
*Si j'étais un moyen de locomotion: Un vieux becyk fini comme dans ‘’la vie est belle’’
*Si j'étais un bijou : Un piercing dans le nombril
*Si j'étais un légume: Un navet (caliss)
*Si j'étais un style architectural : Romain
*Si j'étais un poisson : Ceux dans les aquariums au Cosmos
*Si j'étais un vêtement : Des big bill
*Si j'étais un prénom de fille : Miss Ratched
*Si j'étais un prénom de garçon : Beavis ou Butt-head
*Si j'étais un mois : Juillet
*Si j'étais un jour de la semaine : Mardi
*Si j'étais un art : La peinture
*Si j'étais un des quatre éléments: Feu
*Si j'étais une planète : Neptune
*Si j'étais un tatouage : Un symbole des 4 éléments sur le pied
*Si j'étais un livre précis: Un dictionnaire de langues
*Si j'étais une voiture : Un jeep (fred pourrait me driver :P )
*Si j'étais un logiciel informatique : Un truc pour faire du montage vidéo
*Si j'étais un parfum : Hypnotic poison de Poison
*Si j'étais un tissu : Velours
*Si j'étais un métier : Médecin
*Si j'étais un verbe : Tripper

Me on a Gn

2008-01-05T22:47:00.000-05:00

There, you have pictures of me making an elf on a RPG evenement..With my friend thomas sat on a log ad ragen my friend standing up (the other elf) My name is korevia and thom is doing a soldier.

Enjoy me !!

I translate the lyrics of my succes....

2007-12-25T13:09:00.001-05:00

Matteo, You said you wanted to know the lyrics of my song ''On t'entendait'' (we eard you)

Then, let's go...

Thomas is tuning his guitar to sign us one of his great succes, ''we eared you..we eared you...''
Which is dedicated to my first floor neighboor who, when is procreating, makes freak noises...''
Thomas, give us an example....

AhhhhhaHHAHAHHAHHAOUOUAHHAHA.....

Ok, great, so, thomas, Its on this happy note that we will ear you sing us ''we eared you''

You sing with me ??
Yes go...

1,2,3 We eared you WOOO
We eared you...AHHHHH

ME, IN THE NIGHT, I WALK WITH NOISY SHOES BECAUSE ITS MORE SEXY''
ME IN THE NIGHT, I SCREAM LIKE A FEMALE PIG BECAUSE ITS MORE SAXAY...

Me in the night, I open my legs, Me in the night, open my door and
ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah....

Me in the night I go in the bars and I walk with noisi shoes AND I WAKE UP MY NEIGHBOORG......

Its kind of this.....
Thanks for tha applause !!

NOAH

2007-12-20T11:44:00.000-05:00

I saw, yesterday, a really beautiful movie called Notes on a scandal (chroniques d'un scandale). This is the story of a art teacher that meets an other hisory teacher an the become friends..The history techer is jealous and possesive, and when she discovers the secret of her friend, she always say that she will tell it if they are not always together, like she want...The secret is that Sheba, the art teacher, is having a sex affair with her 15 years old student. He not really loves her, is just for the thrill to have sex with a teacher. But her, she is n love...A proof that the age means nothing. Must see this movie...My favorite one :D

This song, just for me...

2007-12-04T09:36:00.000-05:00

Somebody told me:...This is for you...

And it is for me...

Wo...

Ozzy osbourne's song...

Can't wait to January 14th....

"Lay Your World On Me"

I know you think you're all alone

I haven't been there when you've needed me

I didn't deserve the love you gave

But now I'm telling you

I'm here if you need a friend

Give me your painGive me your anger

Let me be your rockI can be the pillar of strength that you need

I'll help you keep it all together

It's better late than never

Lay your world on me

I can take the weight

Don't let it twist you up inside

Time never fails to make the heartache stop

You've got to let those feelings go

I'll give you everything I can if you say the word

Give me your painGive me your anger

Let me be your rockI can be the pillar of strength that you need

I'll help you keep it all together

It's better late than never

Lay your world on me

I can take the weight

We all laugh and we all cry

We all hurt the same inside

We all fall down and we lose faith in who we really are

But if we bend instead of break

The choice for us is to make it together

Lay your world on me

I'll help you keep it all together

It's better late than never

Lay your world on me

I can take the weight

top 5 mecs canons...

2007-11-23T01:22:00.001-05:00

Then , friends, I have to tell you some pieces of my youth...I will introduce you the top 5 really sexy boys idol of Melynda when she was little teen AND FROM NOW...

When I was 11-15, My very very very idol was GAROU...(ok, le monde de Québec, je sais que c'est kitch mais bon, il compte dans les mecs de mon adolescence...ISH, PO FACILE !!)...He is my number 5...YÉ ENCORE BEAU MAIS YEN REPERD...

After...my number 4 is....A boy, we see in the movies. We saw him in Music and lyrics and in 2 weeks notice...HUGH GRANT !!!I LOVE HIS SMILE AND HIS MACHO ATTITUDE (Ok...les gens de québec, kess vous voulez, je suis vachement bizzare et c'est sur tous les points...)

MY NUMBER 3 !!!We saw him in LOST and in the lord of the rings 1,2 and 3...He is an Hobbit and he is pretty cute... Dominic Monaghan ...He is so cute, more than everything in the hobbit body :P

WOW---------------what a man !

MY NUMBER 2 !!..Evan knows him really well...MIKA !...I like his french accent and his anti-star attitude...

hot....

THE NUMBER ONE !!TADAM TADADADAM TRA LA LA TA DAM !!!

HE IS SCOTTISH

HE IS BORN AUGUST 28TH

HE IS AN HOBBIT

HE IS NOT ELLIJAH WOODS...

HE IS BILLY BOYD (PEREGRIN TOUCQUE OR PIPIN)!

WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

OH MY GOD, AN HOBBIT...CRÉTIN DE TOUCQUE !!

NON MAIS CE MEC C'EST VRAIMENT TROP LA GIGA CLASSE...HE HIS SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE...SORRY...

So, im sorry, i had a trip to put wonderful faces on my blog...AH BILLY !!...then, see yah friends!!

Pacale Picard

2007-11-23T01:13:00.000-05:00

Now, I have to introduce you a new signer from QC...Her name is Pascale Picard and she sings in english..Her album is really excellent...Her song Gate 22 passes on the radio really often here and I give you the clip..I met Pascale today on a shopping center and she is really smart...She takes the time to talk with her fans and she listen to the people...Really, a good girl, I hope she will go far in the bussiness !

Jte l'avais bin dit Pascale que je te metterais sur mon blog !!..Reste à voir les commentaires internationnaux ;)

My 70th message for our first snow :D:D:D

2007-11-20T11:02:00.000-05:00

This morning, I had this pretty face that every kid have when it's first snow..This face that you dont know why you have it bacause you know that it's cold outside but, nevermind, You can make snowmans and, Christmas is always getting closer at every flake that falls...

WÉÉÉÉ ON VA TE SORTIR DE LA !!

2007-11-17T09:46:00.000-05:00

Then, everybody, Im sorry but we made it in french...The song talks about my neighboor on the first floors who have noisy sex every weeks...the song is called ''On t'entendait'' Which means ''we eared you''..Then Lets ear thomas on the guitar and me on the voice...(Tom back vocals...)

And then...The second movie...The really interesting lecon about HOW TO LIVE IN QC AND WHAT IS QC..I dont know why, I made it in french !!Because its my language maybe...I love you allllll
VOTE FOR ME :)

that's it...

PÉTAGE DE COCHE 101

2007-11-15T14:27:00.000-05:00

Les mots en bleu seront dans le lexique à la fin...
Le vert, c'est des stats
Le rouge c'est la vie

I have a dream...I dream that someday, I will open my eyes and see all the magnificience of our world...I dream that someday, I will see a smile. A smile made just for me...because of me...I dream that someday, somebody will see me as Im really...Je rêve de celui qui me verra comme je suis....Je rêve...I dream...I imagine me in others worlds...I imagine me at those places where you think that you are somebody new...

RÉVEILLE CONASSE, C UN RÊVE !!!

Parce que la, si y faut que dans notre criss de monde de tarrés on doive PAYER pour bouger sur notre PROPRE PLANÈTE bin c dla CALISS DE MARDE...and...fuck, the big business mans from dubaï or those fuckin places, N-Y..L.A....ETC...Ils pensent quoi merde, que le monde est a eux...''AH BIN MOI JE DÉCIDE QUE CE BOUTE DE TERRE LA YÉ A MOÉ FAQUE QUAND TA PAS 34857674636756257905769567206 PAPIERS POUR Y ENTRER BIN RESTE DANS TON CRISS DE TROU''..fuck off caliss...

De plus...Notre asti de gouvernement de cave pis les asti de québecois innocents...Écoute..On braille ''ah merde mon fils est mort dans un accident de cher c la fin du monde....'' J'espere que c'est la fin du monde..Mais le reste de québecois sont telement cave qu'ils veulent garder le taux d'alcoolémie a 0.08...Bon la on va comparer un ti peu le ti namis pour voir comment on est DÉBILES...NOUS on est dans amrde a 0.08..allons maintenant voir d'autre pays...

Albanie, Croatie, estonie, Hongrie, République tchèque, Roumanie Slovakie: 0.00

Norvège, Pologne, Suède: 0.02

Bosnie-Herzégovine: 0.03

Lituanie: 0.04

Allemagne,Autriche,Bulgarie,Danemark,Espagne,Finlande,Grèce,France (nos cousins !!)italie, Lettonie, Luxembourg, Macédoine,hollande, Portugal,Serbie-Monténégro, Slovénie, Suisse Turquie...0.05

U.K Irlande et QUÉBEC DE CON: 0.08

La la fille qui veut qu'on descende a 0.05...Bin a se fie sur des Pays COOL pas des criss de suiveux d'états-unis pis des criss de MOUTONSSSSSSS on est tellement moutons qu'on a élu un mouton calissssss....faut tu pas etre CAVES !

En plus, quand je vois ca..le CEGEP !!
on pourrait pas faire comme tout le monde pis arreter de fucker le chien avec 2347862726 de patentes de criss...Une école technique pour des métiers plus manuels pis une université...ON VA FAIRE COMME AILLEURS..PLUSSE DE SECONDAIRE PIS MOINS DE BRETTAGE...ca coute cher au systeme pour rien ces criss dhistoires..merde...

Notre met national: DLA POUTINE, du pâte chinois, du cipaille, dla pizza pis du spaghetti (qui sojt en fait italiens mais on a tellment pas d'identité qu'on pique et transforme tout croche les mets étrangers...) WOW QUELLE GASTRONOMIE !!Extrait de wikipedia.org

-Les premiers colons, majoritairement paysans, préparaient des repas consistants pour mieux affronter les rigueurs du climat et du labeur quotidien. Une cuisine familiale, basée sur la tradition française, s'est développée au fil des siècles, intégrant poisson, gibier, légumes et fruits frais. La tourtière, le cipaille, les fèves au lard, la soupe aux pois, le rôti de porc, les cretons, la tarte au sucre et les galettes de sarrasin sont quelques exemples de ces mets traditionnels.

-En matière de restauration rapide, la poutine est un mets typiquement québécois¨, inventé dans les années 1950, à l'époque de l'irruption du fast-food à l'américaine. La poutine "classique" se compose de frites, de fromage en grains frais ainsi que d'une sauce chaude et onctueuse (dite « sauce brune », du fait de sa couleur brunâtre). La présentation de la poutine est variable et diverse. On peut goûter à des poutines « à l'italienne » (avec sauce à spaghettis), « barbecue » ou « garnie ». Elle a aussi donné lieu à de nombreuses variantes comme la galvaude (avec des petits pois verts), la bourguignonne (sauce au vin rouge et aux oignons), etc. La poutine est cependant très grasse et ne fait pas partie d'un régime équilibré.

Notre breauvage national: Dla bière pas buvable a 10%....question d'être saouls plus vite !! Tsé etre souls...tres enrichissant...Ou du vin de dépanneur venu de pays CULTIVÉS !

Notre fête nationale et son déroullement:..NOUS AUTRE ICITTE ON EXCELLE DANS CE DOMAINE LA= SE SAOULER LA GEULE...NOUS AUTRE ICITTE ON A PAS DE TEMPS A PERDRE A DES PARADES OU DES FESTIVALS CIVILISÉS OU ENCORE DES JEUX ENTRE CITOYENS...PAS DE TEMPS A PERDRE...NOUS AUTRE ON ACHÈTE 2 CAISSES DE 24 A 6, ON PART A QUÉBEC SUL BATEAU DLA TRAVERSE PIS ON VA VOIR (BIN ESSAYER DE VOIR AU TRAVERS CE GARGANTURESQUE NUAGE DE FUMÉE DE POT) DES ARTISTES de chez nous...Éric Lapointe, Plume, Laurence Jalbert, Les trois accords (avec un vocabulaire et un message très profonds soit dit en passant...)

Notre langue: Le francais québecois...Voici un extrait de wikipedia.org...

-Les Québécois s'expriment, s'ils ne sont pas anglophones ou allophones, en français québécois, une variante du français parlée sur l'ensemble du territoire québécois

-Le français québécois allait naître, influencé et menacé par la langue des nouveaux conquérants anglais, conservant les archaïsmes des anciennes langues presque éteintes en France et en créant des nouveaux mots.

donc, notre langue c'est de l'asti de charogne...Extrait d'une conversation entre deux BS

-eille man, ton shifter sur ton char (étonnant est le fait qu'un BS aille un char, y doit vendre du pot, sa femme et/ou ses enfants) yé pèté hier, faque ta fâmmme a l'â peté une calisse de coche parce kya fallu ka laille porter les flos à l'école a pied su johnny parent pis kya plein d'truck qui roulent vite en tabarnak su ste rue lâ... (lol la conversation c'est une stat)

Ensuite on voit des criss de malade qui disent : conservons notre langue..ON VA COMMENCER PAR L'ENSEIGNER SUL SENS DU MONDE AUX FLOS POUR PAS QYÉCRIVENT: JE FESEIS OU JE AI OU J'AI MANGER OU JE SUISSE...TK...comment veux tu conserver kkchose quand tu la pas...même affaire pour le parti conservateur..comment veux tu conserver un gouvernement quand ten a meme pas un qui stient deboute !!!asti kon é caves...

Lexique:

Planète: Boule attribué aux hommes par un ou plusieurs dieux (selon certaines personnes) a propos desquels ceux-ci se tirent des balles dans la tête...

Papiers: Merde avec laquelle on s'attribue des titres genre ''Docteur'' ou ''qqn capable de faire ci ou ca...'' Communément apellé Diplôme, Visa, Passeport ou KLEENEX
Québecois: être à part de la société mondiale reconnu pour être débauché, tout le temps sur le party et FUCKÉ

Mouton: Jean Charest

Cegep: Institut créé par un homme fantastique qui n'a pas dit que ca aurait du toffer un boute pis S'ÉTEINDRE !!

Poutine : FROMAGE MERDIQUE, SAUCE À LA MERDE ET BATONS DE PATATES MERDIQUES...(mais criss que c bon)

Bateau de la traverse: Ce qui fait que Lévis à toujours une raison d'être

Pot: Futur Gazon des québecois

C ca kyé ca...

Halloween !

2007-11-05T08:59:00.001-05:00

Oh, it was halloween last wednesday...My nephew Alex had a wonderful Vader disguise...I had my brand new hair extensions and people tought that it was some thing you put on your head for halloween..NO ITS IS REAL EXTENSIONS..probably they thougt that because of the blue !...Then, I love you all and gimme news !!

She cooks like my mother and sucks like a hoover !!

2007-11-04T19:28:00.001-05:00

Look, I never laugh as much as I laugh looking at this totaly insane video...REALLY !! Its totally the end of the world !!

Where do I live !!

2007-10-29T10:03:00.001-04:00

I live under the red spot...This is why the sky is red these times...JOKE HAHAHA...shut up...

My cottage

2007-10-29T09:55:00.000-04:00

OOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYY!!

2007-10-25T11:17:00.000-04:00

HEY GANG,

JE M'ADRESSE À TOUS CEUX QUI PEUVENT ÊTRE AU COLISÉE LE 14 JANVIER !!! LALA, YA UN MÉGA SHOW DE OZZY PIS CALISS, ON VA Y ETRE CRÈYÉ MOÉ !! JE NE PEUT PAS ME PERMETTRE ENCORE UNE FOIS DE PAS ÊTRE LA C'EST INHUMAIN...JE VEUT UNE GROSSE GANG, PLEIN DE MONDE QUI TRIPPENT...CA COUTE SUREMENT UN TANTINET CHER MAIS BON, ON SEN FOUT, CA VAUT LA PEINE ! BY THE WAY...CONTACTEZ MOI DANS LES COMMENTS DE MON BLOG DE CE POST OU ENCORE SENDEZ MOI UN MAIL...VA ETRE MALADE JAI DIT WOAHHHHHH!!!!

Québec, me and other stuff !

2007-10-25T10:56:00.000-04:00

The portofino..And Italian Restaurant...Really nice and expensive...I think it will be cheaper to go see Matteo on Cagliary and ask is MAMA to feed me :P
Me and Mt blue laggooonnn..I got attitute...
Kev's Meal at the cosmos...really good but not good as tYannick's one...Milanese pastas..CRAZY. Italy is always winner, even in Canada, Qc....

Here, Im in a restaurant,.The cosmos...It looks like if I was dominationg in hell because of the jet-7 background
Nice picture...The corona is not mine, I drank blue lagoon..Tastes like melted pops-sicles..!!!
The capitole..A famous Show Room...Its in the heart of old québec...Really nice and a good sound quality !
We were october 15 (average) and it was a fuckin ice path...!!!Really cool..Play our national sport in t-shirt !!...No snow anywhere...BUT ICE FOR HOCKEYYYY! !!!
A really nice restaurant in the old québec, with Halloween ornaments...Pretty cute...It is this style in all the old qc...Les frères de la côte means: Brothers of the coast....Probably because Qc was a navigators city in the old time...Dunno !!!

NutCheese has a dream...

2007-10-18T18:05:00.001-04:00

Probably a fuckin Qc invention...But then...I would have pay to be in this video...So...I miss you all...Pis by the way, un ti peu de français s'il vous plait...quand même, l'anglais c'est tellement laid que tsé, faut être fièr de sa langue...non!!!Vive la st-jean pis vive le qc libre criss pis vive la poutine pis les pogos pis les pizza pochettes...pis vive le gras pis les jambons olymel....vive pas mal toute la merde de politique Qcoise.....sinon, on aurait rien d'autres aux nouvelles (lol)....En tk, jvous aime pis commentez la, ca vauit la peine

(Anglophones, italianophones, hispanophones, dont try to translate, there is too much qc french...the damned translaotrs will say: ''Go have an education and come back''

2007-10-14T06:17:00.000-04:00

Vivo per lei da quando sai

La prima volta l'ho incontrata

Non mi ricordo come ma

Mi é entrata dentro e c'é restata

Vivo per lei perché mi fa

Vibrare forte l'anima

Vivo per lei e non è un peso

Je vis pour elle depuis toujours

Qu'elle me déchire ou qu'elle soit tendre

Elle nous dessine après l'amour

Un arc-en-ciel dans notre chambre

Elle est musique et certains jours

Quand notre cœur se fait trop lourd

Elle est la seule à pouvoir nous porter secours

E' una musa che ci invita

Elle vivra toujours en moi

Attraverso un pianoforte la morte è

Lontana io vivo per lei
Je vis pour elle jour après jour

Quand ses accords en moi se fondent

C'est ma plus belle histoire d'amour

E un pugno che non fa mai male
Vivo per lei lo so mi fa

Girare di città in città

Soffrire un po ma almeno io vivo
Je serais perdue sans elle

Vivo per lei dentro gli hotels

Je suis triste et je l'appelle

Vivo per lei nel vortice

Attraverso la mia voce

Si espande e amore produce
Vivo per lei nient'altro ho

E quanti altri incontrerò

Che come me hanno scritto in viso

Io vivo per leiIo vivo per lei
Sopra un palco o contro ad un muro

Elle nous ressemble encore tu vois

Anche in un domani duro

J'existe encore je sais pourquoi

Ogni giorno una conquista

La protagonista sarà sempre lei

Oh,Oh,Oh

Vivo per lei perchè oramai

Io non ha altra via d'uscita

Perche la musica lo sai

Davvero non l'ho mai tradita
Elle est musique, elle a des ailes

Elle m'a donné la clef du ciel

Qui m'ouvre enfin les portes du soleil

J'existe par elle
Vivo per lei la musica

J'existe pour elle

Vivo per lei è unica lo vivo

Elle est toi et moi

Io vivo per lei

Saturday night was party night in Mel's house and, my coloc found this song on youtube...I already knew this song because my mother really enjoy it. I really enjoy it...Andrea Bocelli is really wonderful and Hélène Ségara is relly nice and pure...I really appreciate this song and I find it funny that there is french and italian...It's pretty cool and each of me and matteo understand our own part.... Matteo, please translate this sentence for me: E un pugno che non fa mai male...tanks !!!

Mel at 6 in the morning !!

....

2007-10-10T09:54:00.000-04:00

1:02 in the morning, Qc, Canada...
7:02 Cagliary, Sardegna
1:02 Yilan, Taïwan...

I wake up, my belly is suffering as hell...I feel like I wiilll diee...Then, I stand up, walking slowly, I go have an hot bath, I feel a little better, but then, when I go out, my body id frozen...I try to go under my covers in the bed but nothing, nothing helps me...I know that it's not ''women troubles''....Then I go wake up my coloc Gabriel...I say: Gab, put some clothes and me bring me to the CHUL hospital(Centre hospitalier Université Laval...)Then, we leave at 1:20-1:30 and after, I arrive to the Emergency, alone, Im cold and there is a lot of persons...Then, I say : ''Please, give me something to calm my ache, I suffer as hell''...Then they put me in an hospital bed and after, a nurse (boy) comes see me....Is name is Christian...Really smart...BUT MY BELLY STILL HURTS AS HELL...They say: on 10, how would you say your ache is...I answered 8.5....They said that they would give me a drug to calm me...THEY GAVE ME MORPHIN !!!...Then, I was totally stone and fucked in my head...I felt relax, well, I had really no more aches...After, they gave me pills...one of them were special, It makes us pee ORANGE....Not dark yellow or pale orange..YOU PEE PUMPKIN JUICE FUCK !!!...hihihi !!!Then, I was really happy, stone because of the morphine...He gave me only half a mililiter and I was relax..Then, at 8:30 this morning I hade my hospital break..I had to buy pills...And now I feel better !!!!! I have to take pills for 10 days and after..finish..I have an urinar infection....To answer the ''why were you at hospital'' !! Now Im good.....So thats it...See yah !!!

Quiz !!!

2007-10-09T19:37:00.000-04:00

HI !!!

I had nothing to do...REALLYY Nothing to do !! lETS ANSWER IT ITS TOO COOL !!

1. What time is it : 19 :23>

>2. Your first name : Melynda

> >3. Birthday : July 29th

> >4. Zodiak sign : Lion

> >5. Age : 17……young !!

> >6. Tatoos? No..soon probably..but I will make it in italy…

> >7.Have you ever been in love : Too much…Ah !!!

> >8.Have you ever loved to cry : OH MY GOD’ FOR SURE !

> >10. Cofee or tea ? Hurk both

> >12. Favorite number : 36

> >13. Music style: Everything !

> >14. Flower?: Paradise birds

> >15.What do you hate in conversations : People who always want to be right…

> >16. Disney or Warner : Warner

> >17. Favorite fast food : Burger King

> >18. A Problem : My hairs are too dark..I want them red

> >19. Favorite color : Yellow and purple> >20. How do you see you in the future : I dont fuckin know…unfortunatelty

> 21. Pets at home…Yeah a black cat called atila !

> >22. Which of your friends lives the most far :See my preview post on the distances !!

> >25. What would you change in your life : My way of always changing of style !!!...!!

> >26. Computer at home : For sure, im in my own apaprtment !!

> >27. Favorite CD? Rammstein, herzeleid..or …AH TOO MUCH !!!

> >28. The first thing you think when you wake up : Oh…what do I have to do today ?

> >29. How do you see love… : Complicated…WOAH TOO MUCH !!

> >30. Something that you never leave without?: My cellphone and my bus card !

> >31. What is under your bed…Nothing, just the bed alex bought to me !

> >35. Who do you want to answer : Matteo, Evan, Nick and everybody. Thom,. tom, hugo…blab la bla

> >37. Shy or really open : OPENMINDED !!

38.Talken language: French, English and I try Spanish, German…ITALIAN ROCK….I love Chinese and Tchek is the most cute of the world !!

> >40. What would you like to receive for your birthday : An italian flag !! 41.Favorite place : In the old Qc

> >45. Your bigger quality you think : Friendship and always here to help

> >46. Bigger default?: Stressedddd Favorite season : The QUEBEC FALL….europpeand cant understand….Its really…QUEBECOIS TABARNAK, EN MANGEANT DE LA POUTINE !!.

51-Food you hate : Mmm….Moules…huitres…hark…

52-Country where you would like to go soon…YOU KNOW FRIENDS…I WILL GO SOON

My piercings....

2007-10-09T19:15:00.000-04:00

I HAVE them since 3 weeks...You can see them now !!! For true !! HURT AS HELL WHEN YOU MAKE IT...the eyebrow more...the lip, not this bad !!

Everyday life

2007-10-09T19:06:00.001-04:00

Hi everybody....I saw the post of nick where he shows us the soap for the clothes ( in french détergent à lessive) So, then I had the idea to show mine...plus lot of useless things...Funny even if useless...Here we go What an ugly dog !!
An italy shaped bottled which contains 30% alcool (lemon flavour) REALLY STRONG !!My uncle bring it back to me last year...I tried to drink it and it is to strong...I need an italian man...!!!
Mouthwash...Pretty cool no ??
My brush....WOW !!!!!

TO WASH THE CLOTHESSSSSSSSSSS !!! ROCKS TOO MUCH....

Lyrics of the year LOL

2007-10-09T18:43:00.000-04:00

I love your posts with the lyrics of the week...So I took a song I really appreciate...
The voice of the boy is, like Paris Hilton would say ''Hot....'' I really love it !

BARENAKED LADIES LYRICS"It's All Been Done"

I met you before the fall of Rome (lol, Matteo's country!!)
And I begged you to let me take you home
You were wrong, I was right
You said goodbye, I said goodnight

It's all been done
It's all been done
It's all been done before

I knew you before the west was won
And I heard you
say the past was much more fun
You go your way, I go mine
But I'll see you next time

It's all been done
It's all been done
It's all been done before

And if I put my fingers here, (Where ????????? ;) )
and if I say"I love you, dear"
And if I play the same three chords,
Will you just yawn and say

It's all been done
It's all been done
It's all been done before

Alone and bored on a thirtieth-century night
Will I see you on The Price Is Right? (Bob Barker rock's !!!!)
Will I cry? Will I smile?
As you run down the aisle?

It's all been done
It's all been done
It's all been done before

PIXXES !!!

2007-10-07T15:50:00.001-04:00

And Here is Me with the italian flag..Just for you Matteo...ROCK I ??? OMG ITS MY PIERCINGS !!
St-John's doors in Old Quebec..Really Famous !!!...D'Youville square...where all the punks and the rebels pass their time skating and chatting...
Atila the fat my lovely cat !!!No this is my aunt cat...Mine is really similar
One of the 9 puppies my dog ALY has

Here you have some new pixxes !!!!!!!!!!

My cat, And me...And bla bla bla !!!

Hi Everybody !!!!These are cool ixxes for you !I took them with my cell phone !

-xxxx-

WAZZA!!!!

2007-10-05T23:29:00.000-04:00

Salut tout le monde !! ( Hi everybody)

Je suis rendue avec internet à la maison et c'est crissement cool means-----I have now internet at home and it fuckin rocks I now have the TV cable, internet, I changed my shower, I painted the largest wall of my living room in brown and Ive installed a curtain...Really nice...Ill send you pictures soon !!! I will have a new haircut soon..Look at this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdiJDuC8dK0 clip, you will see the second haircut that she has ( when she boxes) I will have it in black or red like her..depends of my cash (money enough to bleach my hairs...) SEE YAH LOVES !!!
ps: I have a black cat named Atila the fat....He fuckin rocks

mELY !

2007-09-27T14:15:00.000-04:00

CONGRATULATION MEL, YOUR 50TH POST !!!!!

SO...I FOUND THIS SHIT ON MY SPACE (MY OWN) IVE STARTED 2 YEARS AGO...REALLY CRAZY...ITS IN FRENCH BUT ILL PU THE TRANSLATION UNDER...HE WE GO...tHE TRANSLATION IS NOT MADE FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE THERE IS INSIDES JOKES WITH THE FRENCH LANGUAGES....I LOVE YOU ALL

Bonjour...
Surement si vous venez ici C'est que je vous y ai doné l'itinéraire...Je vous présente la bible révolutionaire(mes 10 commandements y seront joints)...J'ai enfin trouvé quelque chose a faire a part des quiz quand j'ai du temps a pardre...Donc, a tout les (on verra a la fRéquence) vous receverez un petit mot dans mon nick pour vous aviser de mon cours...Ce cour qui consiste a lire des conneries afin de plus etre au courant du phenomene du nouveau millenaire LES MELYNDAS(c le nom de ma secte) !Donc suivez moi dans ce monde magique....

Voici donc la leçon 101...

Vous devez aimer ceux que tout le monde trouve ordinaire..tsé comme: Mr. Chicklets, Martineau, Charles (meme si a mes yeux ya rien d'ordinaire, certains trouvent que oui pis sont po fins), et aussi tripper sur au moins une personne quétaine dans votre vie...Moi, votre grande manitou, mon record c environ 5...Backstreet boys, Les freres Hansons, Pink, Notre-dame de paris et Roméo et juliette...Ah oui..J'allais oublier GAROU THE MENACE !...Lol (veillez noter que si vous etes malades, mes secrétaires vous feront parvenir une poubelee en a l'éfigie de votre grande déesse en prime si vous lui envoyez un echantillon de votre vomi dans un sac ziploc marqué ''Vomi de vedettes plates'' a L'adresse suivante:
lol, (PLEACE NOTICE THAT IF YOU HAVE TO THROW UP,MY EMPLOYEES WILL SEND YOU BY THE MAIL A GARBAGE WITH MY FACE STUCK ON...yOU WILL RECEIVE IT IF YOU SEND US A LITTLE PIECE OF YOUR (WHAT YOU THROW UP....) IN A PLASTIC BAG ON WHICH YOU WILL HAVE WRITE <....SEND THIS TO THIS ADRESS:
36 rue des papillons joyeux
1KQ OQP
Vatican junior
La mecque
36 HAPPY BUTTERFLIES STREET
1kq OqP
LILL VATICAN
lA MACQUE
Donc voici la suite: Vous devez aussi vous soumettre aux paliers de ma secte.

1-Vous ne devez sous aucun prétexte manger des patates pilées
(NEVER EAT MASHED POTATOES)
2-Vous devez au moins, comme tout ado qui se respecte, faire fumer 4 grenouilles un soir de pleine lune avec des Du Maurier king size allumées avec des allumettes ''president choice''.Vous prenderez ensuite ces grenouilles et les entererez sous un rocher que vous aurez précédement taillé en forme de canari, de louche a soupe, de DVD de rush live a rio et de Stylo rock detente...sous chacun de ces rochers, vous entererez respectivement chacune des grenouilles et chanterez la chanson suivante.:LICHMELICHMELICHMELICHMELICHMELICHME...
(YOU HAVE TO MAKE SMOKE 4 FROGS, AS EVERY TEEN NEED TO DO, A FULL MOON EVENING WITH CIGARETTES KING SIZE, LIGHTED UP WITH PRESIDENT CHOICES MATCHES...YOU WIILLLL TAKE THOSE FROGS AND PUT THEM UNDER A STONE WITH WHICH YOU WILL HAVE MAKE A DUCK SHAPED SCULPTURE, ...ANY WAY...)
3-Vous vous renderez 3 fois par trois ans (bref une fois par année) Dans un club piscine afin de batir un épouantail satanique qui éliminera l'aide de sa puissante attaque ''le blé de ma rembourure'' tous les Rapeux de ce monde...AFIN QUE LES GRANOS DIRIGENT et bien sur les amis de tous les granos comme les lievres, le poulets, les chatons, les hippoppotames mauves, les koalas, les kangourous, les tiques, les poux et aussi les moustiques...Sachez que c'est bien edmanges des lentilles et des cashews....(YOU WILL GO 3 TIMES BY 3 YEARS (ONE TIME BY YEAR) IN A POOL STORE TO BUILD A SATANIC SCARECROW WHICH WILL ELIMINATE ALL THE RAP FANS OF THIS WORLD...HE WILL USE THE ATTACK <
4-Vous prirez votre gourou soit moi meme.Mais comme je ne peut prendre le poids de ce mérite...Je vous anonce ici meme au grand debut de mon article que ce sera CHEWBACCA PREMIER qui sera votre dieu...La fréquence de vos prieres sera personelle mais vous devez prier au moins 36 fois dans un mois...La priere mere de la secte sera:
(YOU HAVE TO PRAY YOUR GODES...ME. bUT BECAUSE I CANT TAKE ALL THIS MERITE, YOU WILL PRAY THE PERSONE (OR THE THING) I CHOOSED TO BE MY RIGHT ARM...CHEWBACCA THE FIRST. YOU HAVE TO PRAY 36 TIMES A MONTH...
OOOHHH grand esprit de l'hyperpilosité,Aide nous a faire des patates et des rapeux notre ennemi juré...Fais des koalas la puissance australienne et sert toi de son acolyte kangourou afin de dominer les rapeux australiens...OOOHHH grand esprit de l'hyperpiolosité, fais en sorte que les backtreet boys soient battus pas des squigees du cartier st-roch...fais en sorte que les freres hansons devienent des rapeux afin que ta puissance les elimines...AMEN...

Ce fut..
tHIS IS IT

Travels !!!!

2007-09-19T13:01:00.000-04:00

Hi everybody!!

I have some crunch news for you and I hope you all feel good !!!

First news: I decided to cut my summer travel from 2 months to 1 month. The reason is because of the seconds and 3rd news...

Second news: I go to New-York in 3 months with the school. The difference between now and last year is that now, we can bring anybody we want. Grandpa, son, sister, friend..PARENTS !!! They dont care... So, I will go to new-york probably with Thom and Eve, (A school friend). I will try to find somebody else who would like to come with us...

Third news: This winter, I will run away from our cold winter and I will go to....THE BAHAMAS...!!!!I will take a bus from here to florida and after, I will take a cruising boat in the blue islands NOW MATTEO I WILL CAN SAY THAT IVE SWIM IN A COOL HOT PLACE !!

My summer travel will not really be affacted...I will land on Paris and I will pass 2 weeks there...After, I will go Meet Matteo....So, Mat, I will probably be in Cagliary on June 14th or 15th...I will leave aproximately july 1st or 2nd. School sucks without you, Evan, and MSN doesn't work anymore at school, so, I have to wait till I have it at home. I work a lot at my job and I have a lot af cool friends here...So, give me some news of you, I can wait to talk to you !!

French sentence of the day: Si ca ne se mange pas et que ca ne se baise pas, bin pisse dessus !!

Traduction: If you can't eat it, or fuck it, lets piss on !!

French sentence of th day#2: Les chemises de l'archiduchesse sont-elles seches ou archi seches..

translation: Fuck off....

LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLL !!!!!!!

September 11th

2007-09-11T11:46:00.000-04:00

Today is september 11th. I remember, I remember the day when I saw all that shit on TV....Why is that war still alive?...I remember , I was on 6th year of elementary school(12 years old)...I was coming home when I eard my mother cry by the windows...I said WTF??? And I saw. I saw the destruction. I saw the death...I saw dozend of peoples throwing therselves by the 100th floor windows just to not burn...But to have a little trip before an evident death...Why is the american people this vengeful...Why are we so hypocrits and politicaly incorects...Why are we so stupids....Im a child of this horible mentality. Yes I am canadian, but we have been eaten but these ass holes...Fuckin yankees...I dont hate all the americans..I hate thos who say that they are proud to have vote Bush and Tha GOB BLESS FUCKIN AMERICA...GOB BLESS NOBODY FUCK....God bless nobody...Why do the people base their bad moves on religion...BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SAY THAT RELIGION DOESNT EXISTS.... How do you call it? HYPOCRISY.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOTHING LESS THAN HYPOCRISY....!!!!!WHAT A DUMB SOCiETy....I have nothing to say, because I hate economy and all this money story....BUT...NOBODY DESERVES TO DIE EVEN IF HIS JOB IS O MAKE THE ECONOMY GO FAST..nobodu deserves to die...(EXEPTED THE DUMBS WHICH ARE VIOLENT OR ABUSE OF KIDS).lets think of them 1 minut just to remember...remember the chaos....Thanks...

Wo bist du ????

2007-09-10T12:46:00.000-04:00

I foud this interesting thing on the web...This tool calculates the distance betwen important towns in the world...Becaus our cities are not all there, there is a play of 300-200 kms but it is really interesting to see this....

Evan you are:
Taipei/Montreal: (montreal is 250 kms of my home): 12024 km (mel)
Milan/Taipei: 9618 km (Matteo)
Prague/Taipei: 9025 km (Baru)
Berlin/Taipei: 8965 km (Nora)
Buenos aires/Taipei: 18953 km (Stef)

I am
Montreal/Milan: 6148 km from Matteo
Buenos aires/Montreal: 9033 km from stef
Prague/Montreal: 6199 km from Baru
Berlin/Montreal: 5997 km from nora

Woah...I Love this !!!

2007-08-29T17:54:00.000-04:00

Expo Qc with Alex my nephew.....

My life

2007-08-29T17:32:00.001-04:00

So here you got my appartment

The salon
The kitchen with P-L drinking milk
My rooooooooooooooooooooom !!!

My room again !!

And here you have my school and my common life

There is my neighboorhood
Me and Pier-Luc my coloc (7:30 in the morniong to take our bus...)

Our Fuckin bus..(the 87 behind)
The adds in Quebec city are green...COOL !And there is a lot of construction on the roads...

The pyramid..A cool place where you can have tatoos, piercings, books, grocery,restaurauts...(And P-L my coloc)
-----

My school called Champlain Regional college-----St-Lawrence college (one of 3 in the province...the two others are in montreal Lennoxville and St-Lambert)
Ive ate a fudge for my pause.....With my stripped socks and my converses
After the school...really tired....
The famous bus stop where Ive waited for 30 minutes with Evanm and her family..Its the same than when I finish school....

A stop in my birthtown..behind there is my job...the convenience store where I work...

Love you all !
Mel -xxxx-
Cool fact of the day--------------->My german teacher has a Volkswagen
Stupid fact of the day------------->I saw a girl in the car which had lacoste glasses, Gravis sandals, Hurley pants, and she was holding Freedom and a Lacoste bags

For Evan

2007-08-15T13:56:00.001-04:00

I miss Evan really much. Life is not the same since you leaved Qc. Qc is not the same without you. I would like to be with you here in Qc but unfortunately, you are 478562Kms to far of me.I hope you found your friends back in Taïwan. You can be sure that you will find me back here in Qc forever. Alex miss you too. Your parents were really nice, you sister too. It have been for me a huge pleasure to meet a girl as open and smart as you. You changed my life and my personality. You make me realise that life is really different everywhere you live, but that a teenager is a teenager. We wrote 24379526 stupids things on the economy class, we talked about everything and nothing; Music, life, Vegetables, Meat ;) Taïwan, politics of Taïwan,Qc and Grugeot. We talked about Weltall and Meghan, Baru and N-Y, Bretzels, Mr Nighthawk, Ms.Q...Do you remember your first Party at Christophe's house. You remember what I talk about no ??Wasn't it funny...Anyway...It was just to make everybody in the world know how much I love you and How much you are a really REALLY important person for me!

I LOVE YOU
WO AI NI
ICH LIEBE DICH
JE T'AIME
TI AMO
TE QUIERO

My travel

2007-08-14T16:11:00.000-04:00

My friend Diane told me that if I dream to go in a travel, I have to go without wait. So, I decided to keep my money, enough to go in a travel soon (Next summer). I have the pleasure to announce you that My project go fast...Now, I have 0$ and I have planned my tickets with easyjet.com. So, I will have to pay 1117$ Can (773 Euros) or ( 21,625.78 CZK) to make the travel I've planned. Its a beginning but I keep my money FROM NOW and I have my first 100$ pay tonight...I'll have it...MESSAGE FOR EVERYBODY CONCERNED: Weltall, my travel will probably pass by cagliary...So, if you can help me find a place where to sleep or help me find interestings things to do...GO FOR IT....I go first to see you and second to see you...so, Tell, all your friends I will be there in one year...After....I'll make Qc-----Madrid-------Milan-----Cagliary------Geneva-------Marrackeh-------Madrid--------Qc......
Im trying to find a place to put Prague but the flies are hard to find. So, I Start like that And we will see later for the rest....HELP MEEEEEE !!!!

MY F**KIN PROM

2007-08-14T15:55:00.001-04:00

Everybody talks about their prom in america..I CAN'T WAIT TO MY PROM...IT'S INCREDIBLE, I WILL BE THE CUTEST AND I WILL HAVE THE MOST PERFECT DRESS...NO ONE ELSE WILL HAVE THA SAME THAN I. So, I've decided to show you my dress. HOW WONDERFULL WAS I ????? I was just normal, has I wanted !!!Baru, je sais que tu voulais y être mais c'était pas si fantastique que ça. Il y avait beaucoup de danse avec les gens de l'école et moi, j'aimais pas trop l'école alors c'est pas si grave, on dansera ensemble à Prague l'été prochain !!!

ME, MYSELF AND I....

2007-07-31T23:42:00.000-04:00

I just want to put pixes of me....I somebody says: SIIT A PIX..Ill make pub for my blog...!LOVE YOU ALL!I was frustrated of the life...I don't know why...YEAH SEE YAH !!

2007-07-31T16:42:00.000-04:00

He's my friend's son..He's too cute...His name is Alexandre...He looks like Claudio hein Matteo??

2007-07-31T16:01:00.001-04:00

A STRANGE BOY....

TOLD ME THAT THERE IS A BRAND OF APPLES CALLED MELINDA IN ITALY....

AND HE WAS RIGHT....

SO I ROCK !

OZZY'S DOMINATION

2007-07-31T15:37:00.001-04:00

SO, I have to talk to you about a genius mind...OZZYYYYY!!....NOBODY THINK'S THAT I LOVE HIM BUT HE'S ONE OF MY MODELS....I'm like him, I dont give a fuck about everything superficial or useless.....If he has useless things, it's because of their childs and wife...OZZY FUCKIN ROCK...!don't give shit to the darkness prince...don't say that he sucks..IF YOU DO, YOU SUCK...I love him because He never hides his ideas. He say the thruth and He don't acres about cameras. He stays hisself and he just love his wife. I thonik he have never slept with any other woman that Sharon..And He loves his kids even if they are stupids...He is dark bu5t he know's that this is a picture and that take drugs is really stupid..He realised that we are stupids when we are young and he tries to make us better everydays...GOD FUCKIN' BLESS OZZY!!He you have his new clip I DON'T WANNA STOP...fuckin rock...

2007-07-31T15:16:00.000-04:00

Me at my prom with my friend FRÉDÉRIQUE (with pink hairs) Nad PIERRE-LUC (the boy) the boy who lives with me...!!
Am I cute or not ;)

2007-07-31T14:38:00.000-04:00

TWAS MY BIRTHDAY LAST SUNDAY...THANKS TO EVERYBODY WHO WROTE SOMETHING TO ME FOR MY 17 YEARS...! I REALLY APPRECIATE IT...SO PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR BDAY TOO ILL ANSWER YOU EVEN IF YOU HAVE NOT SEND ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY !

LOVE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( I called my final fantasy character MATTEO...and her friend EVAN ...MY CHARACTER IS SO STRONG!! )

2007-07-18T13:25:00.001-04:00

Oh mY god..I was on a Grandeur Nature...(Medieval activity with 100 (average) persons. We create a character and we start playing it with accesories. I was a druid with full cool powers. I was the daughter of one of my friend, Guillaume. I love it really much. I have a lot of friends which play this with me. It cost average 40$ for a week-and. You bring a tent, food, friends, you have fun playing for all the week-end. Many adventures can happen like; A big gang of bads come and try to kill peasants. So, proud knights have to defend our village and kill the bads. I really love it...Twice by summer...I can't wait for the next,

First picture: Me surprised...

The second: (AT RIGHT)My father crying because I've been killed (Everybody thought that I was good but I was bad. My father knew that,he was bad too, but he faked to be surprised not to be caught by the other persons.(AT LEFT) HIHIHIHIHI !It's my brother in the game (thom) and he cries too...

My husband, Nolan, at the right. He was a farmer and he was fine with me...I loved him...!!!But in real life, I go out with alex and his girlfriend is one of the girl who make this activity wih us...!

LOL

2007-07-09T16:05:00.000-04:00

I love to find crazy videos...

2007-07-03T13:43:00.001-04:00

Hi everybody !!!
Sorry if I dont give any comments and I dont post any posts (LOL) It's because IM IN MY NEW APPARTMENT AND I DONT HAVE INTERNET. SO, I came to my friend's home to read my e-mails. And today, I take the time to talk about me and my home...So, Yesterday was my first only night. I was really scared because I had a GIANT WATER DISASTER in my bathroom. My laundry machine water connection broke and It was water everywhere on the floor. I was in a panic that you can't imagine. I went knock at my neighboor door WITH A T-SHIRT AND ONLY UNDERWEARS DOWN and I said FUCK OFF THERE IS WATER EVERYWHERE IN MY BATHROOM. They came and they walked in the water with their socks and they stopped the water with the valv (I would probably have been able to stop it but I panic too much). So, I dryed the disaster with all my bath towels (6-7) and I was scared because I thought that my other pipe would brake. So, I wait my friend till midnight and I said ''If you ever ear something, run for it'' ;)...So, This morning, I awoke at 9:00, I went to the bank, I want to drugstore, I went to Grocery, I called for electricity, I called for insurances, I prepared Noodles for my lunch and I prepared something ITALIAN...Alfredo fettucini pastas with sundried tomatoes and spinach pastas...MY GOD...Thanks for the sauce Grand-ma!!!So, Now Im here, I LOVE YOU ALL AND GIVE ME COMMENTS...!I start school august 21...I have to pay my cell, Tomorrow, I will go to ''La ronde'' ....Thios is an attraction aprk with big rollercoasters and big attractions like that..Im scared of it but, I will try to fight my scare..TELL ME I CAN DO IT PLEASE !!!

2007-06-22T09:25:00.000-04:00

Hi!....Today, I had A really fuck top dream..I dreamed that I was The animator of a very popular TV show called ZOOBOOMAFOO...Its a tv show where 2 boys, chris and Martin, introduces the animals to the kids with a friend, ZOOBOOMAFOO, a monkey...I was in a pool and the animal of the day was AN OCTOPUS...a fuckin BIG octopus..Then, Iwas in a kid pool with that and I took the long arms of the octopus..(I dont know how to say it in english) It has 8..Long disgusting arms..So...I took it in my arms and I started love it ans kiss it and say ''Mmmm...I love your long arms,...It is so cute...'' And the octopus said ''Ok, but dont touch it anymore you hurt my arms...''

--------I had drink 3 beers with my boyfriend's mother before I went to bed....

Kain for Weltall

2007-06-20T19:03:00.000-04:00

This is Mexico song clip for Weltall who wants to ear French songs...!This is a really popular TV show in Qc...The animator is Gay, but we love him..His name is Eric Salvail...

DAVID HASSELHOF

2007-06-20T17:54:00.000-04:00

THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER SEEN !!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT DOES EXIST!
THIS IS REALLY CRAZY
OH MY GOD, THIS IS
SIMPLY DUMB !!

TOO FUNNY

2007-06-20T11:03:00.000-04:00

Too funny,

ANd this one is my favorite one...Scrat rock's

And an other from Winnie the pooh...Still Rammstein...!

LOL

2007-06-20T09:24:00.000-04:00

I want to tell anyone who would like to keep me in my country after my CEGEP...you are crazy and...

Because here, in my country, the government is nothing more than crap...Look at our ugly prmie minister...What a sheep...

His name is ''Jean Charest''...He has weird ideas but..Anyway...Here, we are all old..People had not a lot of kid in my generation..so its common to see 1-2 kids per family..We need a new generation...SO, a cool man named Mario Dumont proposed new ideas AND HE WILL WIN THE ELECTIONS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE PLEASE!!!!

So, if we dont stop to be stupids as hell...we will look like this...

I hope it's a godamn sign to WAKE UP MTF...

TABARNAK

2007-06-20T08:14:00.000-04:00

Hi , our names are ''slut, bitch, stupid mind, always opened legs, IQ -10 and I suck for a penny''...Look at our History... We was the cutest girls in our village, so We started suck for free..

Cool boys in the village, ''Pimps'', started look at us, so we started be cool, and remove always more and more clothes...Now, we make clips without any convenable clothes and we think we rock as hell, but we don't. .....Now, see what Melynda Houde, a simple Qc girl with little ass (not cool as our) and just short brown hairs think about us...

HARK---------------

Thak you, little BITCH...Now, I have to be very angry about a thing that is really superficial, useless and disgusting...PUSSYCAT DOLLS...I saw a videoclip on t-v few minutes ago and I was close to throw up. What, tell me, will those sluts bring to us in our society? (Excepted the cash)...Tell me, where our world is going...We make sex just for cash, we show THAT just for cash, we kill for cash, we destroy for cash, we ....DIE FOR CASH...

Other thing...What the little girls who saw that think?? OH, IN MY LIFE, IF I WANT TO PROGRESS, I HAVE TO OPEN MY LEGS, SUCK DICKS, HAVE BIG BOOBS AND WALK LIKE A BITCH...MORE THAN EVERY THING, I DON'T WEAR MORE THAN JUST A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR AND A LITTLE BRA...

Would you like your little girls to be like that...ME NOT

More than everything, my nightmare is to ear my girl say: I would like to be like that because they are on tv and the rock...

WAKE UP MEN, THEY HAVE NO FUCKIN TALENT, THE SHAKE HER ASS....

I prefer Qc artists who SINGS nice songs...People who compose and sing their ideas...not their asses...WTF WAKE UN MOTHERFUCKER !!!...

T'was my ''pétage de coche'' which means ''I cant get more, I scream and say what I fuckin think''

Mely -xxx-

Cool CLothes...

2007-06-19T18:11:00.000-04:00

Oh my god..What a pair of boots !!!

I want those boots, I love those pants and I have them, but with the blue color Ive put right down.

2007-06-13T18:23:00.000-04:00

Please ask me Stupids questions about french..I love to teach french...We try to beat the record of the most comments about a topic...LETS START !

WTF

2007-06-13T18:19:00.000-04:00

I found this on the web and I love it...He is Grugeot prime minister

Languages....

2007-05-31T18:48:00.000-04:00

I want to know your opinion about languages...Tell me what are the language you find the more

Romantic: Italian
Special: Tchek
The same as yours: Fuck** Spanish
The one you know the best but not your maternal one: english
Your maternal one: French
The one you would like to know the most: German or tchek
The most complicated when you ear it: ARABIAN !!
The one you find the most funny: Chinese
You had classes of: English, Spanish, French

Kristof

2007-05-31T18:41:00.000-04:00

I want to talk to you about my new favorite Tchek band...It is kristof. Barbora make me discover this wonderful song called Sqìle. You can search it. Wonderful. I probably listened it 198356 times in the car to new-York and now that I have It, I always listen it !Lets have some pictures of them...
www.krystof.net
and Dont forget...SQILE !

Music!!!

2007-05-18T13:01:00.000-04:00

Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di

I'm absolutely in love with MIKA..He looks gay but he is som wonderful...What an imagination this boy.

LOVE----LOVE----LOVE----LOVE----LOVE----LOVE----LOVE----LOVE----LOVE----LOVE----LOVE

I've been crying for so long,
Fighting tears just to carry on,
But now, but now, it's gone away.

Hey girl why can't you carry on, (carry on)
Is it cuz you're just like your mother,
A little tight, like to tease for fun, (tease for fun)
Well you ain't gonna tease no other,
Gonna make you a lover!

Everybody's gonna love today,
love today, love today.
Everybody's gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.
Girl in the blue with the big bust on
Big bust on, big bust on.
Wait till your mamma and your papa's gone,
Papa's gone!
Mamma, mamma papa, shock shock me,
Shock shock me, shock shock.

Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today
I said,
Everybody's gonna love today, gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.

Hook her, book her, nook her, walk away!

Girl dresses like a kid for fun, (kid for fun)
Licks her lips like they're something on them (something on them)
Tries to tell you life has just begun, (just begun)
Now you know she's getting something other
Than the love from her mother

Everybody's gonna love today,
Love today, love today
Everybody's gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.

Girl in the blue with the big bust on,
Big bust on, big bust on.
Wait till your mamma and your papa's gone,
Papa's gone
mamma, mamma papa, shock shock me,
Shock shock me, shock shock me

Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today

[Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.
Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di...
Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di...]
Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da diDoom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da diDoom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di

Music !!

2007-05-18T12:50:00.001-04:00

There is my uncle band..Called philosonic. I love is very much...My uncle is drummer, there is one picture of him playing drums and one of the signer and others guys...Love them so much

www.philosonic.ca

Music !!

2007-05-18T12:50:00.000-04:00

Tell me, do you know artists in our world that you would pay 1000000 to see them, alive or dead ?

Peace, ep. 2

2007-05-17T14:39:00.000-04:00

Look how the world is...Look what the world is...look...cry if you want..and find solutions...There is some in this, find it :D

Respect and Peace

2007-05-17T13:13:00.000-04:00

What about the respect? Where is the fuckin respect? Why some people has this much of bad intentions about the others? Im big? What is the problem? Im ugly? Mybe but I have an average of 91% in school and you dont...What is the difference between Black, whites, yellows, chineses, italians, canadians, gy, big, ugly, cute, tchek, crazy, nerds, girl, boy, old, young? There is no difference. We all love, grow, eat, have dreams, breathe. Love people and world will be so better. Nobody has to suffer and to be the victim of the others...Accept the others like they are...That all...Peace and Love...-xxxx-

Halloween

2007-05-16T14:43:00.001-04:00

This is me at halloween...Im at left...With my pink tongue..MMmmmm...Love it no?? I rock so muuuch !

Dans une galaxie près de chez vous

2007-05-16T12:07:00.000-04:00

I never really appreciated this TV show, but i saw tha movie and it is really cool. This is a show where 5-6 persons has to save the planet and they go, in a giant can, search a new planet un the space. The costumes, the weapons and everything was in the Civilizations museum and my teacher asked to have all; so WE HAVE IT IN OUR CINEMA CLASS !!! what a genial thing !!I show you pictures of this !!

Favorite movie

2007-05-14T10:38:00.000-04:00

Hey guys, I want to know what are your favorite

Color
First name
Animal
Movie
Country (or province :) )
Dream
Drink
Meal
Language
Website
Band
Signer
Pastime

My answers are
color: green
first name: dominique
animal: snakes
movie: nightmare before christmas and pursuit of happyness
country: Germany
dream: travel all around the world
drink: milk and fruit punch
meal: chinese food
Language: german
website: wikipedia ' always cool
band: rammstein
signer: MMm....dont know...
Pastime: read or web or, dunno !scrapbooking !!!

Me myself and I

2007-05-04T21:30:00.000-04:00

Here you have a lot of pictures of me when I had long long hairs...

The Country Of Grugeot

2007-05-04T15:39:00.000-04:00

This is our country...Be proud of what we have like country...Stay alive for your country...

Some precisions:

-Hello Kitty lake is a Poutine Sauce Lake

-Jay Chou's Pyramids are poisonous, we have to stay far because There is Delicat's spies in it.

-Just under The Capital, you have Fungo's city. This is where Evan lives.

-I live in St-Malachie with Jay Jay and Weltall

-Mt.Nighthawk is high of 4560 m

-The stupids boat at the right are potatoes fishers for the poutine factory

-The poutine factory is right under St-Malachie and 178 kms in the north of the Reichstag

-Queso (cheese in spanish) islands are made from cheese. They are for poutine.

-Cucumber pool is a giant cucumber transformed in a pool...Its veggie

-Vito's Forest is a forest full of bitches...Be careful

-That's all...

Grugeot Administration

2007-05-03T12:35:00.000-04:00

Here, you can see the administration of our international coutry...

:This is our Reichstag

Consuls are:
-From Italy: Weltall
-From Taïwan: Evan Wong
-From Argentina: Estefania
-From St-Malachie,Qc & Germany: Mel Zedong
-From Tchek Republik: Baru & Christophe
-From St-Isidore: Thom
-From Greece: Jay Jay (English teacher in my school)
-From Arabia: Gamal (school friend)
-From St-Anges (fuckin hole) : Myriame (girl in my school)
-From Russia: Frank (friend in school)
-From Vancouver: Sab, Ben and Meg
-From Heavens: Sky (Sab neb and meg Ex-DOG)
-From U-K: Mika (wonderful signer)
-From Pintendre (fuckin Hole lost in the edge of the world) : Tom (school friend)
-From Irland: Grace Kelly (shes is a teacher in my school and her real name is REALLY Grace Kelly, she rock's !!!!!)
-From Finland: Tiina

That's all for now...You have to find conselors from your country too...WE ROCK !
If you insult those peoples, you will be killed on an giant poison shower...Like the jews...I LOVE THE JEWS, but not the peolples who insult my country's counselors...

2007-05-03T08:46:00.000-04:00

Me and Evan decided to create a new country...The prime minister is called Mao Zedong and the national Hymn is ''Noël, c'est l'amour, viens chanter toi mon frère, noël, C'est l'amour, dans nos coeurs éternels!.''(Means: Christmas, is love, come and sing, you my brother, christmas, is love, in our eternals hearts...'') And this is the officials rules....The name of the country is GRUGEOT

-Say that you love somedy if you hate him (Hitler, Mao Zedong, Mussolinni, Franco etc...)

-Hate the people who say that USA rock's...(sorry if you love USA, we dont...)

-Have good marks at school (to dominate the world later)

-Listen to Mika...or Philosonic

-Love eat poutine

-Listen to stupids words joke by Claude Miville

-Say that you want to eat chocolate...

You can all add new rules...if we accept them, it will be alright..
A+ !

Party's

2007-05-03T08:27:00.000-04:00

In Qc.....We have, how can I say, specials party's....I was, 14 on this and I rocked...Now im 16...Pretty young and euh...Loll...I know that people was drunk and when I arrived, they took me and they throwed me in the wall...Look at my face...Absolutely crazy !

My old friend...

2007-05-03T08:23:00.000-04:00

Here its P-L ( Pierre-Luc) (Peter-Luke...) SHHUT UP ! He's my friend since I'm 8 years old and we will go live together next year for CEGEP (Cegep is after high school, we have to make 2 years of this before the university...) I go in creative arts, literature and languages in an english CEGEP (really rare...)

It was a long time ago...

2007-05-03T08:20:00.000-04:00

Look at me when I had my long and black hairs...It was very nice but they was to scrap...Now Im more...SEXAY ! GRrrr....

St-Malachie...

2007-05-03T08:07:00.000-04:00

Now, I will explain to all asian people(because europeans knows) what is CAMPAIN...

I live in St-Malachie.

Here, when you call your dog, it has to run for 5 minuts to reach the house because the land is to giant...There is many deers, lot of sunks, cows, pigs, chickens, horses and all that crap. It smells like shit all year long and all around my house, you have fields, trees, fields, rivers and fuc*** trees again. Yesterday, me, Evan and thom (My best friend) went together have a car trip to my cottage and see my father. We passed close to hit 4 deers and 1 cat. Because there is a lot of free cats here...On the road...Most of the time, when you hit a deere, your car is dead...When you hit a moose, YOU are , most of the time, dead...and when you hit a cat...you feel the cat under the wheels and OOO...It's horrible.

This pictures shows you how we make aprtys at St-Malachie...The boy on the pix ai Thom, my best ! LUV YA THOM Ich liebe dich

How to live in Qc

2007-05-02T19:35:00.000-04:00

Hi everybody....
I've created my blogspot. Now, I will tell you how to be ''un bon québecois'' (good quebequer)...

-Never speak english (Sorry for the blog, people who will read this are from too far and they speak stupid languages...) Because the Queen is from England and she speaks english...

-Eat soon...Here, we eat at 5:00 in the afternoon because....because it's like this...Sorry for the europeans, we're like this.

-Swear..Here, we swear with stupid words...we use the church words...Like Christ (for jesus) and OSTI for the name of the thing that we eat in the communion (host) and TABARNAK...this one is very vulgar...same as fuck in english. It the place where we put the OSTI !....It's too much complicated for you...Just to come here to learn...Hein evan ??

-EAT FAT...Here, our national meal is just made of FAT....You call it POUTINE. It's made of fries (cooked in fat oil) with cheese (really fat...) and sauce (I think that the sauce is just fat...) and you eat this, listening to MONTREAL CANADIANS HOCKEY GAME and you become more fat everydays. You never spend your energy so you weight 300 pounds and you ask for the governement to pay for a liposuction and all our taxes goes to pay for YOU...Fuc* the capitalism...

-Celebrate June 24th...This is the ''St-Jean-Baptiste'' Qc birthday!!...All you have to do is: Drink beer (or more),go to the giant annual show and sometimes, pass out because there is 300000 persons with you, or more...

-Finaly, be cool, chill out and stay yourself....Dont love Paris Hilton and Love Che Guevara...!

Mel's mind....

Guitar hero party !!

My in my young times....

Je serai un jour capable de.....

THE Snowstorm

HOW QC'S DOING ???

THE FUCKIN (*?%"$*(%*"*$?("& PRINCE OF THE DARKNESSSSSSSSSSS !!!

Hi news of me !

Hockey team part 2 !!!

Hockey Game !!

Beavis my hero

quizzz.....

Me on a Gn

I translate the lyrics of my succes....

NOAH

This song, just for me...

top 5 mecs canons...

Pacale Picard

My 70th message for our first snow :D:D:D

WÉÉÉÉ ON VA TE SORTIR DE LA !!

PÉTAGE DE COCHE 101

Halloween !

She cooks like my mother and sucks like a hoover !!

Where do I live !!

My cottage

OOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYY!!

Québec, me and other stuff !

NutCheese has a dream...

....

Quiz !!!

My piercings....

Everyday life

Lyrics of the year LOL

PIXXES !!!

WAZZA!!!!

Travels !!!!

September 11th

Wo bist du ????

My life

For Evan

My travel

MY F**KIN PROM

ME, MYSELF AND I....

OZZY'S DOMINATION

LOL

Kain for Weltall

DAVID HASSELHOF

TOO FUNNY

LOL

TABARNAK

Cool CLothes...

WTF

Languages....

Kristof

Music!!!

Music !!

Music !!

Peace, ep. 2

Respect and Peace

Halloween

Dans une galaxie près de chez vous

Favorite movie

Me myself and I

The Country Of Grugeot

Grugeot Administration

Party's

My old friend...

It was a long time ago...

St-Malachie...

How to live in Qc

THE FUCKIN (?%"$(%"$?("& PRINCE OF THE DARKNESSSSSSSSSSS !!!